Omnipotent Cutie Pie

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Dec 2
James Van Der Beek: I ordered you some food.  I don’t really know what girls eat.
Busy Phillips: Oh, sweetie, we don’t—we don’t eat.  We just live in caves, having our periods, until it’s time to have sex with the first guy who buys us a wine cooler and reminds us of our dad. 
Busy Phillips:  Since it’s here—  I mean, mustard maybe.  Diet soda’d be great.

James Van Der Beek: I ordered you some food.  I don’t really know what girls eat.

Busy Phillips: Oh, sweetie, we don’t—we don’t eat.  We just live in caves, having our periods, until it’s time to have sex with the first guy who buys us a wine cooler and reminds us of our dad. 

Busy Phillips:  Since it’s here—  I mean, mustard maybe.  Diet soda’d be great.